Anyway, I think I've come to this conclusion about relationships - I don't like them.
Maybe I've just been watching/reading way too much infidelity material =_="
I always like the initial stages of the budding relationship though,
the flirting, the phone calls, the little jokes.
But once you start talking about going steady, Imma drop you like a hot potato.

Today's going to be a drag.
I'm still so sore from the Slip and Slide party on Friday...
which I have no idea why, I mean all you do is just run and slide in a water slide,
but apparently I'm just a weakling.
Story of my life.

Anyhoo, tales of more infidelity await,
Madame Bovary's getting juicy :D