I seem to attract an endless supply of gay guys. Dammit. I mean no offense to gay guys out there - I love you guys completely, but seriously, why is it that every time I go out, the guy with whom I'd strike up a conversation with turns out to be gay *mere speculation*

So yesterday I went to B&N to stock up on what seems to be a gagillion prep books for the AP tests and my SAT subjects (next week. Oh how fucked I am) and the cashier was just amazingly cute. He had this shaggy blonde do and was T.A.L.L. and had the most adorable smile and just as I was about to say something in relation to um..something else (nobody said flirting was easy) he opened his mouth and out came a voice that sounded so so so so so very feminine and he said "I like your shirt," and I continued the conversation being completely oblivious to his apparent sexuality and he followed up with "I know right?" (he had the sassiest tone I've ever heard in my life) And then it hit me.

=_="

Potong steam like crazy I'll tell you.

Anyway, I headed to Red Robin right after that for dinner and lo and behold they gave us cute guy waiter. Problem was - holy moly was he the clearest cut gay I've seen in my life (aside from Ms. J on ANTM) And he kept winking at me with the smile that could've emitted that "bing" sound. AND he walked with uber active swaying hips. AND and..I was just so sad :(

I'm going to die an old maid with hords of gay best friends aren't I?

EH!

WTF LA AMERICA?!

VOTING OUT CARLY?!

......yea...I'm going to go ahead and give it a 5/10..maybe a 5.5 (and that's being generous)

I mean, c'mon! I went in expecting a horror/slasher/scary-me-till-i-shit-in-my-pants movie BUT

And you want to know something else that made me mad?

Oh god how I hate her.

So I took a survey after Prom Night was over outside the cinema and apparently it was over her movie, Will to Rock (which looks retarded btw). The poor survey guy didn't know that my seemingly pleasant demeanor would turn into this bitchy ranting female who hates nothing more than teeny bopper movies (coughthehighschoolmusicalkindcough) and Vanessa Hudgens paired together.

So this weekend was a total waste of time. I drove a gagillion miles to frickin' shithole Waco only to lose regionals and come back home with an assortment of work left to be done =_="



Damn "hai yan zhang tou sei" (sp?!)


Anyway, on the trip I experienced a near-death experience.

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Stop Snickering! It's true ok? My Atheist friend went "I am one intersection away from becoming Agnostic, two from becoming a full-fledged Evangelist" (He started praying like crazy lol)



So anyway, my teacher is like a horrible driver. HORRIBLE. And this time she was merging on to the intersection on the highway when all of a sudden I turn to my left and a huge ass semi truck trailer thingi was about 2 feet away from the stupid van we were in.



What did I do then?



Frickin screamed/panic/issued out profanities la!



Then everybody starting to freak out and then she just swerved the car, coincidentally into the exit lane and we all stayed there for ages. (or were we? I don't know, I was too caught up in the fact that I was staring death in its red long trucker face.)



Anyhoo, I came back the following day after my defeat all excited because I get to now take my SATs in May! :) *wtf right? Since when does anybody get all excited about SATs? Sign of Apocalypse coming*



Oh! Every single person out there who has a heart and reads my blog should watch Martian Child :D

Quick Quick! Everybody vote for Carly or David now!! (Sekali another shocking elimination happen again)

*Tears of never ending sorrow spew out of Tasha's chronic dry eyes from all the damn allergies this Spring*

Ok, so I realize I've violated pretty much every possible standard when it comes to music taste with my recent outing of..um..the Miley Cyrus song. *oh god how it hurts to think about it*

I present...