Sunday, April 27, 2008
I seem to attract an endless supply of gay guys. Dammit. I mean no offense to gay guys out there - I love you guys completely, but seriously, why is it that every time I go out, the guy with whom I'd strike up a conversation with turns out to be gay *mere speculation*
So yesterday I went to B&N to stock up on what seems to be a gagillion prep books for the AP tests and my SAT subjects (next week. Oh how fucked I am) and the cashier was just amazingly cute. He had this shaggy blonde do and was T.A.L.L. and had the most adorable smile and just as I was about to say something in relation to um..something else (nobody said flirting was easy) he opened his mouth and out came a voice that sounded so so so so so very feminine and he said "I like your shirt," and I continued the conversation being completely oblivious to his apparent sexuality and he followed up with "I know right?" (he had the sassiest tone I've ever heard in my life) And then it hit me.
=_="
Potong steam like crazy I'll tell you.
Anyway, I headed to Red Robin right after that for dinner and lo and behold they gave us cute guy waiter. Problem was - holy moly was he the clearest cut gay I've seen in my life (aside from Ms. J on ANTM) And he kept winking at me with the smile that could've emitted that "bing" sound. AND he walked with uber active swaying hips. AND and..I was just so sad :(
I'm going to die an old maid with hords of gay best friends aren't I?
So yesterday I went to B&N to stock up on what seems to be a gagillion prep books for the AP tests and my SAT subjects (next week. Oh how fucked I am) and the cashier was just amazingly cute. He had this shaggy blonde do and was T.A.L.L. and had the most adorable smile and just as I was about to say something in relation to um..something else (nobody said flirting was easy) he opened his mouth and out came a voice that sounded so so so so so very feminine and he said "I like your shirt," and I continued the conversation being completely oblivious to his apparent sexuality and he followed up with "I know right?" (he had the sassiest tone I've ever heard in my life) And then it hit me.
=_="
Potong steam like crazy I'll tell you.
Anyway, I headed to Red Robin right after that for dinner and lo and behold they gave us cute guy waiter. Problem was - holy moly was he the clearest cut gay I've seen in my life (aside from Ms. J on ANTM) And he kept winking at me with the smile that could've emitted that "bing" sound. AND he walked with uber active swaying hips. AND and..I was just so sad :(
I'm going to die an old maid with hords of gay best friends aren't I?
